Loosen The Tie Tucker

So it seems the geeky bowtie wearing right-wing wacko Tucker Carlson thinks that Canada is "like a retarded cousin". Tucker has been unloading on Canada recently on his MSNBC show (what happened at CNN Tucker?) - he seems to think that anyone with any intelligence has left Canada and now lives in New York.

Interesting theory Tucker - it must make tons of sense that anyone with any brains would want to leave a country with a higher literacy rate, better health care, an economy that is far outperforming that of the U.S. and has been consistently been rated far above the U.S. in overall standards of living.

I can see why they would want to leave all that and flee to the warm, hospitable city of New York - home of endless filth, incredibly high cost of living and rampant crime. Makes total sense to me.

Perhaps you should loosen that bizarre bowtie of yours - let a little blood circulate.

Send Tucker an email and let him know what you think